Psychologist Geoffrey Miller of the University of New Mexico and other researchers did a study comparing an exotic dancer’s money making ability at different times during the month and discovered that a dancer’s income is significantly higher when she is most fertile.
The researchers studied dancers at local gentlemen’s clubs. They found that dancers made nearly twice as much money when they were close to ovulating as they did when they were menstruating, and almost an average of the two during periods in between.
According to the study, dancers made about $70 per hour just before ovulating, compared to $50 per hour when they weren’t, and only $35 per hour when on their periods.
The differences in income were attributed to changes in the stripper’s natural body odor and hip and facial features during their cycles. It is possible that there were also subtle changes in behavior during the study subjects’ fertile periods.
It was also discovered that dancers using birth control pills made significantly less than those who didn’t, earning an average of $37 per hour compared to $53 per hour. The use of birth control could mean the loss of many thousand dollars per year for a stripper because there is no earnings boost during ovulation.
It is well known that humans respond to pheromones emitted by the opposite sex. If a stripper wants to make good money, she should dip her finger in her pussy and wipe it all over herself. Well, that’s Strip Club Central’s theory, anyway. Guys love the smell of pussy!
You can read the stripper study here (PDF).