Chicago's south suburbs of Harvey, Chicago Heights, and Ford Heights may seem to have glamorous strip clubs, but beware! Those clubs are nothing but shootings, homicides, armed robberies, assaults, fights, armed car jackings, their parking lots are like a World War I No-man's land! The clubs I am talking about of course are as follows; King of Diamonds in Harvey, Skybox Steak & Sports Bar in Harvey, Club O Gentlemen's Club in Harvey, Jimmy's Gentlemen's Club in Chicago Heights, Club 390 in Chicago Heights, and Atlantis Gentlemen's Club in Ford Heights. All 6 of those clubs are totally unsafe and sit in extremely bad neighborhoods. The entire south suburbs area between Illinois Route 50/Cicero Avenue and the lake shore/I-65 (Indiana) is all endless, nonstop violent ghetto. Harvey, Blue Island, Markham, Homewood, Olympia Fields, Matteson, Chicago Heights, South Chicago Heights, Ford Heights, Sauk Village, Dolton, Calumet City, Lynwood, Whiting, Hammond, Munster, Dyer, Gary, Merrillville, Schererville, everything all the way south to Steger Road, that entire area is all ghetto. At least two of those clubs, Atlantis and Club O, are easily gangster owned and run, most likely either MS-13 or Los Zetas, from the way they keep blocking me from their Facebook and strip club list pages, have hidden their review sections on their Facebook pages, and the way they have flamed me for posting warnings that those clubs sit in bad areas. Because only a club that is run by a violent gang like the MS-13 would dare to do that. So stay the blazes away from those death traps at all costs! Scores, in Stone Park, is not safe, either. And neither are any of Chicago proper clubs save for possibly the one on Lawrence Avenue, which is where, going north, the Chicagoland ghetto ends. If you are in Chicagoland and are looking for a strip club, your absolute best bet is Blackjacks Gentlemen's Club near west suburban Elgin. Blackjacks has the best girls in Northern Illinois east of I-39, has two-way touching lap dances, lots of great stuff. There is also All Star Bar & Grill in west suburban McCook which also allows two way touching, except that it's a lingerie club, and there is also Polekatz and Heavenly Bodies, although they apparently don't allow touching.